TheRupertDamnit on Nostr: The difference between men and women, in my experience: Wife: go get this thing, it's ...

The difference between men and women, in my experience:

Wife: go get this thing, it's in this exact spot.
Husband: can't find it. It's not in that spot.
Wife *gets the thing from the exact spot without even looking*
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Husband: go get this thing, I think it's in this spot.
Wife: can't find it. It's not in that spot, or anywhere around it.
Husband: ill find it later.
Wife (days later): oh hey, I found the thing. It was in the spot but I swear I looked there.
Huaband: oh yeah, it was with me the whole time and I forgot to tell you until you thought you found it just now.