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My bidet has a dial on it so you can set the forcefulness of the spray, and one of my houseguests prefers a rather… Intense experience! I just used it without first checking the setting of the dial, and I feel like I have just been violated! Holy shit! Note to self, always check the dial before you turn on the bidet! I might need a cigarette
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