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In 2025, renowned author of systemd erotica, of piles of handbooks for obsolete technology, Michael W Lucas promises us disappointment. After decades of training his herd of devout sheeple to expect nothing of value; after a volume entirely of footnotes; a thick book about running your own mail server in an age where The Big Three can do that for you, for just the cost of your soul; after countless handbooks of absolute uselessness on operating systems eclipsed by a Kubernetes cluster of Microsoft Windows 11... he promises disappointment.
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In 2025, renowned author of systemd erotica, of piles of handbooks for obsolete technology, Michael W Lucas promises us disappointment. After decades of training his herd of devout sheeple to expect nothing of value; after a volume entirely of footnotes; a thick book about running your own mail server in an age where The Big Three can do that for you, for just the cost of your soul; after countless handbooks of absolute uselessness on operating systems eclipsed by a Kubernetes cluster of Microsoft Windows 11... he promises disappointment.
The only way this book - from the guy who brought us such modern classics as Ed Mastery - can disappoint his mindless fans who wish to dismantle Traditional Publishing to support authors like him, is if the book will be good, akshually.
Imagine this: "ChatGPT Mastery - or selling your soul for slop". Available exclusively via Traditional Publishing (and Elsevier), Inc, for the low low peice of $9.99 per month.
Just imagine, Mr. Lucas, how much money we you could squeeze out of your devout readers! We You would be rich! Let us train our post-quantum AI on your work, and we promise you, you will never have to write another book again. Let us help you deliver content for your followers! With our technology, you can write not one, but two books a year! Without ever touching your keyboard! You could be the most prolific author, ever!
All you need to do, is accept our lord and saviour - OpenAI - into your heart, like, and subscribe. We will handle the rest! We'll even plant a tree for every forest our tech burns down! We are committed to green energy, we only use green wires.