Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: At the end of some incredible sex with my wife last week, she briefly made a noise ...
At the end of some incredible sex with my wife last week, she briefly made a noise like a donkey. I now get flacid thinking about it because it feels like I'm shagging Eddie Murphy. I just know this is gonna cause a chain reaction that ends our 7 year marriage and I'm devastated.
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