Ian Campbell on Nostr: In retrospect, the original alert should have said something like "Listen kid, 911 is ...

In retrospect, the original alert should have said something like

"Listen kid, 911 is wicked fucked right now, so grab ya Dunk's and hunka down for a minute.

(fuckin' heat today, am i rite?)

Anyways we'll have it up quicka than Big Papi can break a smile. Stay safe in the meantime and don't be a chowdahead."

-Massachusetts Emergency Management Agency