Christopher Biggs on Nostr: Graziers love solar panels. The land makes extra money from power generation, while ...
Graziers love solar panels. The land makes extra money from power generation, while the sheep, cows or goats keep the grass down, enjoying the ever moving shade of the panels throughout the day. The water supply needed for washing the panels also allows convenient siting of drink troughs.
Emboldened by these luxuries, it was the goats who went on strike for faster internet.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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