Lockesmith on Nostr: I'm about to take my kids back to the days of "don't call me at work unless it's an ...

I'm about to take my kids back to the days of "don't call me at work unless it's an emergency"! I just had this conversation:

Me: Hey, what's up?
kiddo: I can't find the remote.
Me: ...Did you look for it?
kiddo: Yeah, I looked for it!
Me: Where?
kiddo: Well, it's not on the table!
Me: ...
Me: Go look for the remote.

That would have caught me an ass whooping when I was his age 🤣