Matt Hamilton on Nostr: I had a dream that I planted a flower pot full of rye grass for my neighbor and ...
I had a dream that I planted a flower pot full of rye grass for my neighbor and smoked an entire pack of cigarettes at one time, all bundled together. Then my barn cat chased a coon up the side of my house, but I didn’t have my .22 and didn’t want to waste any of my 9mm CoP KiLLeR BuLLeTS or risk breaking the glass it was next to, so I used my kids’ suction-dart crossbow to shoot it until it moved off the glass then I shot it for real.
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