Tilton Raccoon on Nostr: Work: "Our PTO policy is very generous! You're given three solid weeks of time off ...

Work: "Our PTO policy is very generous! You're given three solid weeks of time off every year!"

Us: "Yay!"

Them: "... that you can use for vacation, or sick time!"

Us: "... uh... ok that sounds weird but I guess if I don't get sick that'll work out"

Them: "... and we have two week long shutdowns per year, one in July and one in December!"

Us: "Oh that sounds great! Yay vacation!"

Them: "... that you have to use your PTO days for"

Us: "WTF?"