✠Panzer-Tan✠ on Nostr: >go to the maine coon store >ask the receptionist if the maine coons are normal or ...

>go to the maine coon store
>ask the receptionist if the maine coons are normal or ron perlman
>she doesn't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is normal and what is ron perlman
>she laughs and says "they're good maine coons sir"
>buy a maine coon
>it's ron perlman