Mike Sheward on Nostr: "hey, can we talk?" "sure, what's up - uh oh, sounds serious!" "yeah, so, the thing ...
"hey, can we talk?"
"sure, what's up - uh oh, sounds serious!"
"yeah, so, the thing is....I want to stop receiving these emails"
"oh, wow. wasn't expecting that. ok. that's ok. i get it, we both have a lot going on!!!"
"thank you for understanding."
"so like, all the emails, or just the promotional ones? because you know, I can just not send you the promotional ones..."
"all of them."
"got it. well, ok. guess i'll be on my way then."
"great thanks."
"just remember - we're always here if you need us or change your mind."
<door closes followed by immediate knock on door>
"hi there."
"hey, so just letting you know you've successfully unsubscribed from the emails, and now I'm going bye."
<two years later>
"oh wow. haven't seen you for two years! why are you here?"
"we take the privacy and security of your personal information extremely seriously..."
"sure, what's up - uh oh, sounds serious!"
"yeah, so, the thing is....I want to stop receiving these emails"
"oh, wow. wasn't expecting that. ok. that's ok. i get it, we both have a lot going on!!!"
"thank you for understanding."
"so like, all the emails, or just the promotional ones? because you know, I can just not send you the promotional ones..."
"all of them."
"got it. well, ok. guess i'll be on my way then."
"great thanks."
"just remember - we're always here if you need us or change your mind."
<door closes followed by immediate knock on door>
"hi there."
"hey, so just letting you know you've successfully unsubscribed from the emails, and now I'm going bye."
<two years later>
"oh wow. haven't seen you for two years! why are you here?"
"we take the privacy and security of your personal information extremely seriously..."