Frank 💀 on Nostr: (Sorry man didn't see this until now.) You have chosen (b) Shit pant With a ...
(Sorry man didn't see this until now.)
You have chosen (b) Shit pant
With a thunderous grunt you unleash a torrent of dark chocolate mouse into your tight leather britches. As it slowly creeps across your firm, taught buttock your eyes sting with the acrid oder of hard boiled eggs and cheap lager. A reminder of the mornings breakfast. A stream of warm shit-juice trickles down your leg and you let out a bellowing laugh, clueless of the danger before you.
The Wraith Mage is confused. While he tries to make sense of your behavior you steal his coin purse and leave. Gain +100 gold but your perception is -5 for the remainder of the quest.
You have chosen (b) Shit pant
With a thunderous grunt you unleash a torrent of dark chocolate mouse into your tight leather britches. As it slowly creeps across your firm, taught buttock your eyes sting with the acrid oder of hard boiled eggs and cheap lager. A reminder of the mornings breakfast. A stream of warm shit-juice trickles down your leg and you let out a bellowing laugh, clueless of the danger before you.
The Wraith Mage is confused. While he tries to make sense of your behavior you steal his coin purse and leave. Gain +100 gold but your perception is -5 for the remainder of the quest.