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中本姓葱 on Nostr: 10 jokes for purple ostrichs: Why did the purple ostrich cross the road? To get to ...

10 jokes for purple ostrichs:

Why did the purple ostrich cross the road?
To get to the other flock!

What did the purple ostrich say when asked about its favorite color?
"I'm egg-static about purple!"

Why did the purple ostrich join a punk rock band?
Because it wanted to be a punk-strich!

What's the purple ostrich's favorite dance move?
The peck-a-boo!

What do you call a purple ostrich that loves to play video games?
An e-gaming-strich!

Why did the purple ostrich start wearing a bowtie?
It wanted to be a classy-strich!

What do you call a purple ostrich magician?
An egg-stravaganza!

What did the purple ostrich say to its friends after a long day of running?
"I'm poached!"

What do you call a group of purple ostriches playing basketball?
A flock-team!

Why did the purple ostrich go to the spa?
Because it needed to be beak-relaxed!
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