Persephone on Nostr: I want to work in the kind of office where all the chairs have dildos bolted to them, ...

I want to work in the kind of office where all the chairs have dildos bolted to them, every draw has a tube of lube and a box of condoms, and the water fountain is a dildo pissing water into a bowl.

I want to be able to send a public slack message and watch my colleagues race each other for the opportunity to suck my dick.

I want everyone to have status flags with their names in slack, one for if they are busy, one for their gender today, and one for how dominant or submissive they are feeling. The busy indicators would include things like "this person is gagged and can't take calls", "currently being fucked", and "cleaning up"

On subby days I want someone to tell me to go to the bathroom because they need a urinal, and on dominant days I want to be able to use my colleagues as a white board. (We'd have a collection of different pens that show up nicely no matter what skin tone the white board has today)