MatthewD on Nostr: "Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain ...

"Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why? Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye.

This is lye - the crucial ingredient. The lye combined with the melted fat of the bodies, till a thick white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please?"

PS this isnt human fat, it's beef suet. Don't report me bros 😂