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2024-10-16 20:41:13

imp0stor on Nostr: For fun, I told Grok to make my shitty post into a better one with this prompt: "make ...

For fun, I told Grok to make my shitty post into a better one with this prompt:

"make the below quoted text into a #nostr post that is fucking amazing and thought provoking , feel free to say it as crazy and profane as you want to. Make it compelling and likely able to trigger user interaction on #nostr"

The quoted text was a general concept and likely a shit post I could do without posting. But the below is the resulting clickbait, comment/engage marketing that we know and love. I did update some of the details because it sounded like nonsense with the things it said (mainly up vs down at prices and related ideas of buy the "coming dips" that required you to try to unravel sense from it, similar to Kamala without a teleprompter or Trump talking about crypto or his new defi things, but at least he is learning some lessons, I think, IDFK, who cares. Politics suck, it is a historic constant.

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๐Ÿš€ ATTENTION ALL SAT STACKERS AND MAXI COSMONAUTS ๐Ÿš€

I just snagged some #BTC after ghosting on my worldly desires for a hot minute. You know what that means? Clear the decks, 'cause #CheapSats are about to make a comeback tour! ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ

Every damn time I buy, it's like I'm ringing the dinner bell for those soulless trading bots to rocket us all the way back to that sweet 58K touchpoint. It's like my wallet's got its own gravity, pulling prices into chaos!

#NFA (NOT financial advice)- But letโ€™s get real, if the universe was fair, Iโ€™d be on a beach sipping something strong, not here warning you about my cosmic bad luck. It's like I'm inviting the ๐ŸŒŒuniverse to take a giant shit on my parade.

So, here's the play: Stack those sats after my curse kicks in and we dip. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll flip the script. What if my newfound quest for positivity bends reality? What if this time, the universe decides I've suffered far far too long and says "enough is enough"?

Join me in this gamble. Buy the highly suspected #BTC dip at your favorite levels, ride my jinx into the sunset. Don't just watch from the sidelines as we either soar to new highs or crash in spectacular fashion. This isn't just finance; it's fucking fate we're messing with!

๐Ÿš€ #BullishOnChaos ๐Ÿš€

Interact if you dare: Will you ride the wave of my cosmic misfortune, or are you betting against the universe's favorite punching bag?

Let's stir the pot and see who bites!
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