laura lemay on Nostr: Lies my Cats Tell Me I'm so hungry. No, I have not been fed yet. If you do not feed ...

Lies my Cats Tell Me

I'm so hungry.
No, I have not been fed yet.
If you do not feed me right now, I will DIE.
I did not know standing on your bits would hurt.
I did not know that was your food.
I did not know your foot was under there.
I can't hear you yelling.
I never touched her.
It wasn't me.
I'll never do it again.
OK, I did it, but! look how cute I am!

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon