Mary Austin on Nostr: As American masculinity declines, we've observed a terrifying rise in the number of ...

As American masculinity declines, we've observed a terrifying rise in the number of men who choose to own cats instead of insisting on only large dogs, tigers, or cobras for pets. And these childless men with cats, called the deceptively innocent term "cat dads," hold an insidious appeal to young women.

This can only mean one thing: cats' longstanding conspiracy to take over the world is in its final stages.