Cuprohastes on Nostr: npub1psdfx…99sr7 Good news Everybody! Fresh from 2028: X Industries has announced ...
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Good news Everybody!
Fresh from 2028: X Industries has announced that the mandatory employee Neuralinks have received an update, and now employees can mandatorily opt in to the unpaid overtime scheme. While they sleep, their brains will be used to run industrial robots.
The prior firmware that monitored employees and reported them for being pedophiles if they acessed forbidden topics like unionisation, quitting or shifts under 16 hours was rolled out in May with only a 32% fatality rate.
Good news Everybody!
Fresh from 2028: X Industries has announced that the mandatory employee Neuralinks have received an update, and now employees can mandatorily opt in to the unpaid overtime scheme. While they sleep, their brains will be used to run industrial robots.
The prior firmware that monitored employees and reported them for being pedophiles if they acessed forbidden topics like unionisation, quitting or shifts under 16 hours was rolled out in May with only a 32% fatality rate.