ChristopherSaid on Nostr: When I was a kid, I composed symphonies using our touch-tone phone. I managed to get ...

When I was a kid, I composed symphonies using our touch-tone phone. I managed to get a patron to pay our long distance bills, however, I caused an international incident after dialing into NORAD's Telcom line & making them believe that the Soviets had initiated thermo-nuclear war.
I was disallowed from ever performing again. To add insult to injury, a Hollywood writer adapted my story into a big budget movie, only they changed making music on the phone to a a kid playing games on computers.