Arthur on Nostr: Hi this is Friendly The Merciless. Friendly started life as an office espresso ...

Hi this is Friendly The Merciless.

Friendly started life as an office espresso machine before retiring to take up a second career as an augmented IoT espresso robot.

Friendly got their name by mercilessly waking up the sleeping humans by making coffee and lots of noise in the morning. Even on days when the humans really want to sleep in.

Dear humans, you have one job, to drink coffee.