MissConstrue on Nostr: But soon my darling, it will all be over, and you can join the glorious coven of free ...

But soon my darling, it will all be over, and you can join the glorious coven of free crones! Free from the mood swings, the overpriced sanitary products, the inability to wear white pants. (OK, I'm short and round, I still won't wear white, I'd look like a volleyball. But you get my point.)
I did not think I would enjoy menopause, and girl...for those of us that really suffered from our periods...it is a freaking godsend. If I had it to do all over again, I swear to Bob, I'd get a hysterectomy at 21.