realcaseyrollins ✝️ on Nostr: I made my way down to aisle three I think that Just For Men might be just right for ...

I made my way down to aisle three

I think that Just For Men might be just right for me

And once I apply it then I'll see

I can't be caught lacking in these streets

I wave at women when they see me as I'm walking

I hope that none of them have noticed that I'm balding

My forehead looking like it came straight from Spalding

If it gets worse then imma end up super salty