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2024-01-23 03:10:39

Rozza on Nostr: We now return to British TV 🇬🇧 , but before that, here are our sponsors ! ...

We now return to British TV 🇬🇧 , but before that, here are our sponsors !

aggressive drill music plays wagwan fam you poosyhols better be drinking Pepsi max an African youth wearing a tracksuit shakes a can of Pepsi max PEPPSI MACKS MACKSIMOOM TASTE NOO SHOOGAH he shouts at the viewer in a very aggressive African ethnic tone

a British 🇬🇧 army advert in cartoon style looking like it’s aimed at 8 year olds plays where it shows a gay man explaining how he feels safe and included in the army because he’s gay, forgetting completely that his job is him risking his life to die for his country

the next advert starts inside of a house feeling peckish? camera pans to a white man with a black wife, Indian son and Chinese daughter and Moroccan baby and an Alaskan tankok tribe daughter try findus chips! the house has 7 bathrooms, no person apart from a select few can afford the so called “typical family house” it even has a modern kitchen and jacuzzi findus chips, it’s that simple! happy hippy styled guitar music blares throughout the advert barely showing the product for the chips, it’s also narrated by Philip Schofield

And breaking news, a mass stabbing has occurred on the Piccadilly line, 27 deaths including a police officer, and back to liz for the weather liz talks about the weather but can’t resist putting a political statement about why white men are the cause for bad weather

a British 🇬🇧 police recruitment advert plays showing a 4ft1 black Ugandan lady in a police uniform that is wearing her explaining in broken English why she feels included and welcomed in the very diverse and inclusive British 🇬🇧 police, she knows that she cannot stop a violent crime due to her size, but diversity is a strength

Breaking news, renowned British 🇬🇧 police sex offender Thomas mcthomas has pleaded not guilty for assaulting 450 women in London, we also return to the mass stabbing scene where Abdulamakar abubakar muhamedjihadi has been apprehended by a white citizen in a civilian arrest, the civilian male has been arrested shortly after due to excessive force and for being Islamophobic as the terrorist mister abdulamakar was a Muslim and was only acting out this heinous crime because of mental illness
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