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An Absurd Clumsy Allegory
"I'm going to kill you in the night by smothering you in oatmeal."
You laugh it off. Who does that? Absurd. It's 9am, he's cooking oatmeal at the stove. But that's just breakfast.
Later he gets back from shopping. Supplies in unmarked boxes. He's doing something in the garage. "I'm going to kill you in the night by smothering you in oatmeal." He says.
You call your friend and they talk you down.
It's 3pm the smell of oatmeal wafts over from the garage.
"I'm going to kill you in the night by smothering you in oatmeal."
You laugh it off. Who does that? Absurd. It's 9am, he's cooking oatmeal at the stove. But that's just breakfast.
Later he gets back from shopping. Supplies in unmarked boxes. He's doing something in the garage. "I'm going to kill you in the night by smothering you in oatmeal." He says.
You call your friend and they talk you down.
It's 3pm the smell of oatmeal wafts over from the garage.