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2024-08-13 07:44:41

Alyssa Exactly on Nostr: Shoplifting forum: "i don't shoplift myself, but i do make a habit of acting shady ...

Shoplifting forum: "i don't shoplift myself, but i do make a habit of acting shady and intentionally drawing the attention of security so it's easier for everybody else to shoplift."

gender transition forum: "i'm not dysphoric about my gender, but I do take hrt and queer my gender presentation as hard as i can. Feels like i'm a lightning rod for all the haters lol"

the correct response to both of these messages, from serious career thieves in the first case or from dysphoria-having 'passing' trans people in the second case, is "thank you for your service. my life is easier when you're around."
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