rk: not a typewriter on Nostr: Me: *eating my sugar free, 7g of net carbs cinnamon-roll-shaped protein thing with ...
Me: *eating my sugar free, 7g of net carbs cinnamon-roll-shaped protein thing with 32% of my RDA of fiber for breakfast*
Wife: Look at the dog.
Me: What, he’s just sitting there.
Wife: Right. He’s not begging. It doesn’t smell like food. He knows. He knows it’s not food.
#diet
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