keith on Nostr: just woke up from a nightmare in which boris johnson arrived my house in the nude and ...

just woke up from a nightmare in which boris johnson arrived my house in the nude and used a cat to masturbate
i caught him in the act and cursed at him, among other things i definitely called him a "sick fuck"
then i said "fucking archons" and stormed off to the kitchen
weird dream, 10/10