Hombre Lego Mexicano on Nostr: >wake up with foot hurting >get up, limp to the bathroom >take some pills >drink a ...

>wake up with foot hurting
>get up, limp to the bathroom
>take some pills
>drink a little water
>lay back down, eye my wife's sleeping back
>reach under the blanket, fondle her soft warm buns
>do a little algebra
>(rate of arm flail)X(angle of erection)/(age of husband + age of wife/2)
>sigh, roll over, try to go back to sleep