Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders on Nostr: Folks, the dog/vacuum barrier exists for a reason. I was a fool, and I did not ...
Folks, the dog/vacuum barrier exists for a reason. I was a fool, and I did not respect the limits of nature. I trained my dog to not be scared of the vacuum.
Now, every time I try to clean the pellet stove, I have a big, fat head in my way, begging to have his tongue vacuumed.
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