Rene on Nostr: That reminds me a joke: "The teacher asks her students: If there are 5 birds on a ...
That reminds me a joke:
"The teacher asks her students:
If there are 5 birds on a branch and you shoot one, how many are left?
None! Little Johnny answers. They all fly away from the sound of the gunshot.
The teacher is surprised by the answer:
That’s not the answer I was expecting, but I like the way you think.
Can I ask you a question, ma’am? Little Johnny asks.
Go ahead, Johnny.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One is licking it, another is sucking it, and the third is biting it. Which one is married?
The teacher turns red but shyly responds:
The one who’s sucking it?
No, the married one is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think..."
"The teacher asks her students:
If there are 5 birds on a branch and you shoot one, how many are left?
None! Little Johnny answers. They all fly away from the sound of the gunshot.
The teacher is surprised by the answer:
That’s not the answer I was expecting, but I like the way you think.
Can I ask you a question, ma’am? Little Johnny asks.
Go ahead, Johnny.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench eating popsicles. One is licking it, another is sucking it, and the third is biting it. Which one is married?
The teacher turns red but shyly responds:
The one who’s sucking it?
No, the married one is the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think..."