Christopher Biggs on Nostr: “What can I help you with today, Liz?” “It’s the usual, Doctor. Worst ever” ...
“What can I help you with today, Liz?”
“It’s the usual, Doctor. Worst ever”
“Did you try the wheat pack I recommended? Can you tell me how would you rate your pain level?”
“I can do better than that, I made a recording”
“Oh, uh, I’m sure that’s not necessary…”
“Stop right there. The patients’ bill of rights, not to mention the Hippocratic Oath, state that sensorium recordings outrank NRS-11 for diagnostic probity”
“Well you clearly know your rights. But, ahem, I don’t have a uterus…”
“It translates, believe me”
“All right. Let me get the headset straight, okay press PLAYEEAAAARGGHHHHHHHH”
“See”
“Hmmm, have you taken tramadol before?”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
“It’s the usual, Doctor. Worst ever”
“Did you try the wheat pack I recommended? Can you tell me how would you rate your pain level?”
“I can do better than that, I made a recording”
“Oh, uh, I’m sure that’s not necessary…”
“Stop right there. The patients’ bill of rights, not to mention the Hippocratic Oath, state that sensorium recordings outrank NRS-11 for diagnostic probity”
“Well you clearly know your rights. But, ahem, I don’t have a uterus…”
“It translates, believe me”
“All right. Let me get the headset straight, okay press PLAYEEAAAARGGHHHHHHHH”
“See”
“Hmmm, have you taken tramadol before?”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot