☃️:architect:elftummy🍟🏔️ on Nostr: Here's my listof demands for the Israeli-Washington Regime: 1) Immediate ...
Here's my listof demands for the Israeli-Washington Regime:
1) Immediate implementation of price caps on all red meat at $3.50/lb (held against inflation);
2) Repeal of all gasoline & diesel taxes;
3) Give me money (negotiable amount);
4) State mandated Goth GFs for me & my homies (2 per homie);
5) Abolition of all speed limits nationwide;
6) Repeal the NFA;
7) Make my homie's tummy stop hurting RIGHT NOW because I know you did this to him;
8) this one is secret, & will be revealed later;
9) Abolish OSHA;
10) Legal summary beheadings for the following:
>being rude before 7am,
>being lactose intolerant,
>if you piss me off personally for any reason;
11) All future government broadcasts & announcements must be preceded by a cute cat video or schizo Nazi meme;
12) Return the UP to Wisconsin;
13) I get to sit in the Oval Office once per month for 3 hours at a time of my choosing (the president must be present, & provide snacks & beer);
14) Make pets live as long as we do
15) 10% of GDP must go towards research for making anime real
I think these are reasonable
1) Immediate implementation of price caps on all red meat at $3.50/lb (held against inflation);
2) Repeal of all gasoline & diesel taxes;
3) Give me money (negotiable amount);
4) State mandated Goth GFs for me & my homies (2 per homie);
5) Abolition of all speed limits nationwide;
6) Repeal the NFA;
7) Make my homie's tummy stop hurting RIGHT NOW because I know you did this to him;
8) this one is secret, & will be revealed later;
9) Abolish OSHA;
10) Legal summary beheadings for the following:
>being rude before 7am,
>being lactose intolerant,
>if you piss me off personally for any reason;
11) All future government broadcasts & announcements must be preceded by a cute cat video or schizo Nazi meme;
12) Return the UP to Wisconsin;
13) I get to sit in the Oval Office once per month for 3 hours at a time of my choosing (the president must be present, & provide snacks & beer);
14) Make pets live as long as we do
15) 10% of GDP must go towards research for making anime real
I think these are reasonable