Inertial Invites on Nostr: Andrew Jackson was a bed-wetter until he was 25 years old. He underwent hypnosis to ...

Andrew Jackson was a bed-wetter until he was 25 years old. He underwent hypnosis to cure this affliction to his pride and his laundry, and came out of treatment cured of bed-wetting but two inches shorter. No one could explain it, but it's my theory that those two inches were the inches that contained his soul.

Basically, fuck Andrew Jackson.