ThePoastmasterGeneral on Nostr: I invited 12 people to interview for my assistant By 7:00 AM, my crunchwraps had ...
I invited 12 people to interview for my assistant
By 7:00 AM, my crunchwraps had kicked in, and I started shidding all over them, and only one person hadn't passed out from the horror (it was Blippi)
By noon, I was running around with an erection that lasted longer than eight hours from all the dickpills
By 5:00 PM, all of them were dead
I sent the onboarding paperwork to HR anyway, because I liked those kids, real go-getters
A GoFundMe has been started in their honor (this is not affiliated with their families in any way)
By 7:00 AM, my crunchwraps had kicked in, and I started shidding all over them, and only one person hadn't passed out from the horror (it was Blippi)
By noon, I was running around with an erection that lasted longer than eight hours from all the dickpills
By 5:00 PM, all of them were dead
I sent the onboarding paperwork to HR anyway, because I liked those kids, real go-getters
A GoFundMe has been started in their honor (this is not affiliated with their families in any way)