🍁🥞メイプル🧇🐯 on Nostr: Sylwia 🏳️⚧️ :nyarch: I had someone get really really salty at me for ...
Sylwia 🏳️⚧️ :nyarch: (npub166y…6dc6)
I had someone get really really salty at me for saying Jesus was a revolutionary/ gang leader whose lieutenant cut a cop.
"Oh, that's heresy..."
no, it's literally what the charge has to be to be crucified.
Crucifixion was only allowed for 2 specific crimes: rebelling against the state as the head of an armed group or being a bandit.
The "2 theives" crucified at the same time were bandits who attacked Roman government officials. Peter was actually the dude who should have gotten executed for attacking the roman soldier, but Jesus took the fall for him.
THIS IS CONNONICAL.
But some people are so shallow in understanding... In fact, most people.
I couldn't even get ordained ministers on the same page with 2k yr old canonical understandings.
That's how shallow the beliefs of people here are.
And then I'm holding out for the new minister... and a substitute is doing a mass hypnosis induction, and it doesn't work on me, and I'm like... bro. Fractination is old hat. Wait, why you doing hypnosis from the pulpit?
And then he asked for money.
And I was like, well....
And the money I had brought?
It stayed in my pocket.
And.... I just didn't go back to church after that.
I had someone get really really salty at me for saying Jesus was a revolutionary/ gang leader whose lieutenant cut a cop.
"Oh, that's heresy..."
no, it's literally what the charge has to be to be crucified.
Crucifixion was only allowed for 2 specific crimes: rebelling against the state as the head of an armed group or being a bandit.
The "2 theives" crucified at the same time were bandits who attacked Roman government officials. Peter was actually the dude who should have gotten executed for attacking the roman soldier, but Jesus took the fall for him.
THIS IS CONNONICAL.
But some people are so shallow in understanding... In fact, most people.
I couldn't even get ordained ministers on the same page with 2k yr old canonical understandings.
That's how shallow the beliefs of people here are.
And then I'm holding out for the new minister... and a substitute is doing a mass hypnosis induction, and it doesn't work on me, and I'm like... bro. Fractination is old hat. Wait, why you doing hypnosis from the pulpit?
And then he asked for money.
And I was like, well....
And the money I had brought?
It stayed in my pocket.
And.... I just didn't go back to church after that.