ADHDean on Nostr: #[0] I’ve had loads of fun. I told one that I’d been shot by a monkey that was ...

npub1747u58t2kjq7hp7y7h9gwdu2lrf928zmnnrdjdyw6crtju5vg3kqmgxrc4 (npub1747…xrc4) I’ve had loads of fun. I told one that I’d been shot by a monkey that was part of a research project. My co-worker had beef with the monkey because it kept flinging poo at him, so he brought a gun to scare it. But the monkey charged him and he dropped the gun, which the monkey picked up and threw. The gun hit a rock, discharged, and the bullet struck my leg. It was ridiculous.