Lawprofblawg on Nostr: Company: Pick a password. Comp: No, a stronger PW. Comp: Stronger! Comp: You used ...

Company: Pick a password.
Comp: No, a stronger PW.
Comp: Stronger!
Comp: You used that PW 8 years ago.
Comp: Finally. Now do 2FA and select pics that don't show monkeys.

*Five minutes later*

Comp: We regret to inform you your data has been breached and posted to the dark web.