cynthia rose voted for cats on Nostr: CALIFORNIA HAS IT ALL ✅ earthquakes ✅ firestorms ✅ atmospheric rivers ✅ heat ...
CALIFORNIA HAS IT ALL
✅ earthquakes
✅ firestorms
✅ atmospheric rivers
✅ heat domes
✅ pineapple expresses
✅ firenados
✅ megadroughts
✅ megafires
✅ megafloods
✅ megadeth (ba dum tiss)
✅ “extinct” volcanoes with active hot springs and old faithful geysers so NOT actually extinct you shithead dumbfucks
and now…
✅ “monsoon season” nonsense
✅ tornadoes???
✅ literal motherfuckin tropical fuckin hurricanes????
🤨
Y’all know that we’re just a preview for the rest of you… right?
What happened on Maui makes me think you don’t realize… what happens here is coming for you too
Could we maybe put patriarchy and capitalism and fascism on hold until we fix the climate crisis? Just a wild random thought. Yeah… I know. But necessity is the mother of invention, right? Or is that another saying like “avoid it like the plague” when it turns out all you idiots are out there willfully spreading the plague… necessity demands at least one of the oligarchy is secretly a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Who is it. Let’s go
✅ earthquakes
✅ firestorms
✅ atmospheric rivers
✅ heat domes
✅ pineapple expresses
✅ firenados
✅ megadroughts
✅ megafires
✅ megafloods
✅ megadeth (ba dum tiss)
✅ “extinct” volcanoes with active hot springs and old faithful geysers so NOT actually extinct you shithead dumbfucks
and now…
✅ “monsoon season” nonsense
✅ tornadoes???
✅ literal motherfuckin tropical fuckin hurricanes????
🤨
Y’all know that we’re just a preview for the rest of you… right?
What happened on Maui makes me think you don’t realize… what happens here is coming for you too
Could we maybe put patriarchy and capitalism and fascism on hold until we fix the climate crisis? Just a wild random thought. Yeah… I know. But necessity is the mother of invention, right? Or is that another saying like “avoid it like the plague” when it turns out all you idiots are out there willfully spreading the plague… necessity demands at least one of the oligarchy is secretly a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Who is it. Let’s go