myrmepropagandist on Nostr: For Immediate Release: Pica, the Very Large and Huge tabbycat offers her reassurances ...
For Immediate Release:
Pica, the Very Large and Huge tabbycat offers her reassurances to the people on the unstable state of the Stock Market. Pica reminds all those who adore her (everyone) that stock market crashes are caused by investors fearful she is not getting enough treats. Rallies align with excitement that she will soon get even more treats than before. "This is also true of pets" added Pica on a rare conference call. "I think it is obvious who is at fault and what must be done."
Pica, the Very Large and Huge tabbycat offers her reassurances to the people on the unstable state of the Stock Market. Pica reminds all those who adore her (everyone) that stock market crashes are caused by investors fearful she is not getting enough treats. Rallies align with excitement that she will soon get even more treats than before. "This is also true of pets" added Pica on a rare conference call. "I think it is obvious who is at fault and what must be done."