R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:🧉 on Nostr: Me: "Who's my little furry baby?" My cat: -- Me: "Who's my little furry baby??" My ...

Me: "Who's my little furry baby?"
My cat: --
Me: "Who's my little furry baby??"
My cat: <<I am an APEX PREDATOR, you babbling APE. I could seriously wound you with a single swipe of my claws.>>
Me: "Are you my little furry baby?"
My cat: <<Ugh, FINE.>> "Mrowwwwr!"

(Don't worry, my cat really does love me. But I can see in his eyes sometimes that he's not so amused by my silly words. XD