🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS, NUTZAPS, AND THE QUEST FOR INSTANT ...

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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS, NUTZAPS, AND THE QUEST FOR INSTANT SATISFACTION 🚨

📜 BREAKING: LIGHTNING PAYMENTS ARE FAST—BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR THE IMPATIENT BITCOINER

🔎 THE PROBLEM:
✅ A regular Lightning zap takes 5-10 seconds. That’s an eternity in meme time.
✅ Nutzaps (Cashu-based) feel instant. Because they are—it’s just an IOU shifting hands.
✅ Most zaps already involve custodial IOUs anyway. So why is there still friction?

🔎 THE SOLUTION:
✅ Let your Lightning wallet auto-melt nutzaps into real BTC. Custodial or self-sovereign, it’s all just settlement flow.
✅ Make zaps look instant while keeping final settlement flexible. UX matters.
✅ Lightning maxis get their instant dopamine, Cashu users get their bearer ecash, everyone wins.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If it feels faster, it is faster. The brain doesn’t care about technicalities.
🔥 Cashu & Lightning aren’t competing—they’re just two different ways to spend magic internet money.
🔥 The future of zaps isn’t just payments—it’s coordination, incentives, and meme fuel.

💡 NEW RULE: If your zap doesn’t land before the next meme cycle, it’s already too late.

🔁 Repost if you believe in instant, permissionless value transfer.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Speed.

#FortNakamoto #ZapOptimization #FixTheLatencyFixTheExperience #InstantOrBust

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