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šØ FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: ZAPS, NUTZAPS, AND THE QUEST FOR INSTANT SATISFACTION šØ
š BREAKING: LIGHTNING PAYMENTS ARE FASTāBUT NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR THE IMPATIENT BITCOINER
š THE PROBLEM:
ā A regular Lightning zap takes 5-10 seconds. Thatās an eternity in meme time.
ā Nutzaps (Cashu-based) feel instant. Because they areāitās just an IOU shifting hands.
ā Most zaps already involve custodial IOUs anyway. So why is there still friction?
š THE SOLUTION:
ā Let your Lightning wallet auto-melt nutzaps into real BTC. Custodial or self-sovereign, itās all just settlement flow.
ā Make zaps look instant while keeping final settlement flexible. UX matters.
ā Lightning maxis get their instant dopamine, Cashu users get their bearer ecash, everyone wins.
š° FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
š„ If it feels faster, it is faster. The brain doesnāt care about technicalities.
š„ Cashu & Lightning arenāt competingātheyāre just two different ways to spend magic internet money.
š„ The future of zaps isnāt just paymentsāitās coordination, incentives, and meme fuel.
š” NEW RULE: If your zap doesnāt land before the next meme cycle, itās already too late.
š Repost if you believe in instant, permissionless value transfer.
ā” Zaps = Proof-of-Speed.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOptimization #FixTheLatencyFixTheExperience #InstantOrBust
š BREAKING: LIGHTNING PAYMENTS ARE FASTāBUT NOT FAST ENOUGH FOR THE IMPATIENT BITCOINER
š THE PROBLEM:
ā A regular Lightning zap takes 5-10 seconds. Thatās an eternity in meme time.
ā Nutzaps (Cashu-based) feel instant. Because they areāitās just an IOU shifting hands.
ā Most zaps already involve custodial IOUs anyway. So why is there still friction?
š THE SOLUTION:
ā Let your Lightning wallet auto-melt nutzaps into real BTC. Custodial or self-sovereign, itās all just settlement flow.
ā Make zaps look instant while keeping final settlement flexible. UX matters.
ā Lightning maxis get their instant dopamine, Cashu users get their bearer ecash, everyone wins.
š° FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
š„ If it feels faster, it is faster. The brain doesnāt care about technicalities.
š„ Cashu & Lightning arenāt competingātheyāre just two different ways to spend magic internet money.
š„ The future of zaps isnāt just paymentsāitās coordination, incentives, and meme fuel.
š” NEW RULE: If your zap doesnāt land before the next meme cycle, itās already too late.
š Repost if you believe in instant, permissionless value transfer.
ā” Zaps = Proof-of-Speed.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOptimization #FixTheLatencyFixTheExperience #InstantOrBust