New-Cleckit Dominie on Nostr: Important news: Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands, a penguin, has been ...
Important news: Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands, a penguin, has been promoted to the rank of Major General.
(Sir Nils is promoted every time the King's Guard visit Edinburgh Zoo. If we crowdfund a season ticket for them then by the end of the year he will outrank all military and civilian leaders on Earth, and we can finally have unity and peace.)
https://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/article/22118/sir-nils-olav-promoted-at-edinburgh-zoo/
(Sir Nils is promoted every time the King's Guard visit Edinburgh Zoo. If we crowdfund a season ticket for them then by the end of the year he will outrank all military and civilian leaders on Earth, and we can finally have unity and peace.)
https://www.edinburghzoo.org.uk/news/article/22118/sir-nils-olav-promoted-at-edinburgh-zoo/