johngoddard on Nostr: THE NANNY STATE I go down to the park for a beer with my friends. We all get fined ...
THE NANNY STATE
I go down to the park for a beer with my friends. We all get fined for drinking in public.
We decide to go fishing, but apparently you need a licence for that now.
An afternoon on the jet ski might be fun. Oh no, you need a licence for that too.
But they're so easy to drive...
I have a new business idea, and start selling lemonade to people on this hot Sydney day. But this gets me another fine.
Why the f do you need a permit for this?
I watch Tucker Carlson with Zyn and think 'hey that looks cool'. I order some online but the TGA destroys it at the border.
How do I get my nicotine fix now?
A pack of ciggies is $60. That's too much for me.
Last night a gang robbed my house with machetes. I need a gun to protect myself from this lawlessness because the cops are useless.
What the? I can't even buy a gun?
I post online about the gang who robbed my wife. But it gets taken down and now I'm in Court for hate speech.
Since when was this a crime?
I get sentenced to prison but tell them I'm a woman.
I get a lighter sentence and get jailed with all the hotties.
Life's not too bad in prison. At least I can afford to live here: 3 meals a day and a roof over my head isn't too bad.
And the government will pay for my sex change.
I go down to the park for a beer with my friends. We all get fined for drinking in public.
We decide to go fishing, but apparently you need a licence for that now.
An afternoon on the jet ski might be fun. Oh no, you need a licence for that too.
But they're so easy to drive...
I have a new business idea, and start selling lemonade to people on this hot Sydney day. But this gets me another fine.
Why the f do you need a permit for this?
I watch Tucker Carlson with Zyn and think 'hey that looks cool'. I order some online but the TGA destroys it at the border.
How do I get my nicotine fix now?
A pack of ciggies is $60. That's too much for me.
Last night a gang robbed my house with machetes. I need a gun to protect myself from this lawlessness because the cops are useless.
What the? I can't even buy a gun?
I post online about the gang who robbed my wife. But it gets taken down and now I'm in Court for hate speech.
Since when was this a crime?
I get sentenced to prison but tell them I'm a woman.
I get a lighter sentence and get jailed with all the hotties.
Life's not too bad in prison. At least I can afford to live here: 3 meals a day and a roof over my head isn't too bad.
And the government will pay for my sex change.