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2025-01-05 18:21:42

AVBpodcast on Nostr: It's 2032 in Belgium... And the Central Bank's A.I app took control of the #CBDC ...

It's 2032 in Belgium... And the Central Bank's A.I app took control of the #CBDC wallet.

Transaction Alert 🐾🚨

Suspicious Activity Detected: Are You Feeding "Sloeber" or Yourself?

Details:

Purchase Summary:20kg Bulk Premium Dog Food (€50.00 e-Digital)
Gourmet Dog Treats (€15.00 e-Digital)
Eco-friendly Chew Toys (really?) (€10.00 e-Digital)

Reason for Concern:Excessive quantity of pet food purchased.
No record of pet ownership registered in your Digital Life Profile™.

Penalty Applied:
Fine: €25.00 e-Digital deducted for suspected eco footprint circumvention.
Social Credit Impact: -30 points (New Score: 709/1000 – You're on Thin Ice).

Additional Actions Taken:
Due to the nature of this purchase, the following services have been temporarily suspended:
1️⃣ Cooking Tutorials Subscription: Let’s not kid ourselves, you clearly aren’t using it.
2️⃣ Local Dining Pass: Until we’re sure you're not substituting "Sloeber"'s feast for Friday dinner.
3️⃣ Online Dating Profile Visibility: Because “eats dog food” isn’t exactly a winning bio.
Investigative Notice 🕵️:
A compliance officer has been assigned to verify:
Evidence of pet ownership.

That you’re not secretly hosting underground “dog food supper clubs.”
Next Steps to Avoid Further Humiliation:
Upload proof of pet ownership to the EuroDigital™ app within 48 hours.

Attend the “Responsible Consumer Choices” webinar (Mandatory).

Reminder:
Circumventing eco footprint laws by consuming non-human food violates CBDC Directive EC-2040 and may result in:
Full wallet restrictions.
Public listing in the “Questionable Consumption” section of your community app feed.
We’re Watching. Make Better Choices. 😉
Would you like to view government-approved recipes that aren’t... you know, for dogs?
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