Charlie Stross on Nostr: Given the Trumpenführer's reported incontinence and burger-heavy diet, I'd *hate* to ...
Given the Trumpenführer's reported incontinence and burger-heavy diet, I'd *hate* to be the prison officer tapped to give him an intimate body search. They'd probably end up drawing lots then issuing the loser with rubber gloves, waders, and a gas mask.
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