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US Presidential Debate Today

These are the trades:

If Kamala is retarded,
Buy Bitcoin

Logic: Trump is likely to do fiscal stimulus (inflation), low taxes, and pro-crypto regulation like his first term.

If Trump is retarded,
Short Sell Uniswap

Logic: Kamala's administration will crush DeFi

If both are retarded,
Buy Monero and a Glock