Twig on Nostr: I finished that beer, and a few minutes later said, “go fast, get me another beer, ...

I finished that beer, and a few minutes later said, “go fast, get me another beer, it's gonna start any second!"

At this point, my wife was furious. "Is that all you are gonna do tonight?! Drink beer and sit in front of the computer posting jokes about me on mastodon. You're nothing’ but a lazy, drunken, crazy slob, an furthermore..."

I sighed and said, “and it has started."