Daniel Feldm :verified: n on Nostr: Twitter is a Nazi bar Threads is an Applebees Mastodon is a LAN party LinkedIn is a ...

Twitter is a Nazi bar
Threads is an Applebees
Mastodon is a LAN party
LinkedIn is a Starbucks
Reddit is a summer camp
Facebook is a retirement home cafeteria
Substack is a country club
Instagram is an exclusive nightclub
BlueSky is a furry convention
Tumblr is a strip club