Christopher Biggs on Nostr: In the “first words from uplifted chimp” laboratory betting pool the leading bets ...
In the “first words from uplifted chimp” laboratory betting pool the leading bets were for “banana” and “get this thing off me”. After the neuralink implant was brought online and the vocalizer fitted, the leading surgeon asked “Hello, number 16, we ought to be able to understand each other now. Is there something you want to say? How does it feel to be the first Chimpanzee to speak to humans?”
NOBODY had put money on “Frightfully sorry old chap, but it’s pronounced ChimpanZED”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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